GOUTTY,
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Small Dog, Massive takeover
Who is GOUTTY ?
I am GOUTTY, a turbo rocket pixelised jack russel.
Born yesturday and already ready to steal the crown of the crypto meme zoo !
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Let's outrun dogs, cats, frogs, unidentified creatures like they're NPCs stuck in slow motion
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Aiming for the number one spot, even if noboddy has added me to coinmarketcap yet !
How to buy ?
The GOUTTY presale is approaching faster than a tiny dog chasing a laser pointer.
Once it ends, we’ll add liquidity, lock it forever (so I stop trying to bury it in the backyard), and GOUTTY will magically appear on launchpad like a confused creature wondering how it got on the blockchain.
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Prepare yourself… the small dog’s massive takeover is not negotiable.
Roadmap
Phase 1 — Birth of the Beast
GOUTTY opens his eyes, barks at the blockchain, and accidentally deploys a token. Community pretends this was planned.
Phase 2 — Bark to Earn (Not Really)
GOUTTY runs in circles so fast that cats, frogs, and other memecoins get dizzy. Zero utility added, maximum hype generated.
Phase 3 — The Great Throne Heist
GOUTTY attempts to steal the #1 memecoin throne using pure chaos, memes, and questionable marketing decisions.
Phase 4 — CoinMarketCap Manifestation Arc
Still not listed, but we believe hard enough that maybe the universe glitches and adds us by mistake.
Phase 5 — Global Domination (In Our Dreams)
GOUTTY becomes the unofficial mascot of crypto degeneracy. No utility unlocked, but vibes reach all‑time highs.
Tokenomics
Total Supply :
1,000,000,000 GOUTTY
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Distribution Breakdown :
Category Allocation Description
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Presale 10% A sacred stach of GOUTTY tokens unleashed early for the brave degenerates who join before the chaos begins. These funds help fuel the launch, feed the liquidity pool, and keep our turbo‑pixelated Jack Russell running at full speed toward the throne.
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Community & Airdrops. 30% For the real degens, early believers, and people who clicked the wrong link but stayed.
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Liquidity Pool. 30% Locked so GOUTTY doesn’t run away with the bag.
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Marketing & Memes 15% For chaos, hype, and questionable promotional decisions.
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Team & Devs 10% For snacks, caffeine, and pretending we know what we’re doing.
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Treasury / Future Shenanigans 5% For whatever unhinged ideas the community comes up with next.
This memecoin is not financial advice, not a retirement plan, not a ticket to the moon, and definitely not something your accountant would approve of. It has zero utility and zero chances of fixing your life.
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It exists purely for fun, memes, chaos, and questionable decisions.
If you buy it, do it for the entertainment, not the expectations.
No promises, no guarantees, just vibes and love.
